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One of the best jokes of the Russo-Ukraine war.

Came from an Intercepted phone call between a Russian Colonel and his wife that explains the war perfectly...

RUSSIAN COLONEL'S WIFE ASKS:
"What is this special military operation, that our glorious leaders keeps talking about?"

COLONEL:
"it's a war Russia is fighting against all the army's of Ukraine, NATO and America"

COLONEL'S WIFE:
"how is it going?"

COLONEL :
"Well, we've lost 325,000+ killed, at least 650,000 wounded, 3/4ths of Russia's mobile ground weapons have been destroyed, 4616 Tanks, 8824 Armored fighting vehicle, 5988 Artillery systems, 774 MLRS, 521 Anti-aircraft systems, 315 Planes, 316 Helicopters, 4738 UAVs, 1455 Cruise missiles, 20 Ships (boats), 1 Submarines, 8525 Fuel tankers , 891 pieces of Special equipment we are running out of munitions because our ammunition dumps are being hit regularly. We held 47% of Ukraine in March 2022, but we've lost 69% of what we took".

COLONEL'S WIFE :
"Oh my god, who did all that?"

COLONEL :
"the Ukranians!"

COLONEL'S WIFE:
"so what about NATO and AMERICA?"

COLONEL :
"I don't know, they haven't turned up yet!"