Nebs Sez [#Duggar #TPP Edition]
May. 27th, 2015 01:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nebris~I don't believe I'm really being all that paranoid when I think that the timing of The Duggar Scandal seems rather 'fortuitous' vis-a-vis the whole Trans-Pacific Partnership Fast Track issue. I can certainly see a pair of Fascist PR Operatives talking about it.
FPRO#1: “We're getting killed in the Media and On-Line and I'm taking a lot of heat from The Main Office. We need a nice juicy scandal to distract people. And quick!”
FPRO#2: “Limmi see what I got in the hopper. I'll get back to you asap.”
~a short time later~
FPRO#2: [excited] “I've got a beaut here. You know the Duggar family?”
FPRO#1: “Those Christian breeder freaks with a TV show?”
FPRO#2: “The very same. Seems Josh, the oldest son, molested his sisters when he was like fourteen.”
FPRO#1: “That is fucking perfect!”
FPRO#2: “Oh, it gets better. There is a whole network of pedos involved in this from top to bottom.”
FPRO#1: [laughs] “Thank you, Jesus!”
[they high five]
FPRO#1: “Yeah, throw him under the bus. They always gave me the creeps anyway.”
FPRO#2: “Consider it done.”
FPRO#1: “We're getting killed in the Media and On-Line and I'm taking a lot of heat from The Main Office. We need a nice juicy scandal to distract people. And quick!”
FPRO#2: “Limmi see what I got in the hopper. I'll get back to you asap.”
~a short time later~
FPRO#2: [excited] “I've got a beaut here. You know the Duggar family?”
FPRO#1: “Those Christian breeder freaks with a TV show?”
FPRO#2: “The very same. Seems Josh, the oldest son, molested his sisters when he was like fourteen.”
FPRO#1: “That is fucking perfect!”
FPRO#2: “Oh, it gets better. There is a whole network of pedos involved in this from top to bottom.”
FPRO#1: [laughs] “Thank you, Jesus!”
[they high five]
FPRO#1: “Yeah, throw him under the bus. They always gave me the creeps anyway.”
FPRO#2: “Consider it done.”
