My tweets

• Sun, 12:10: He's probably right you know. ;) ~M~ http://j.mp/p2hsDW
• Sun, 12:36: Life in The Desert http://j.mp/r84MBw
• Sun, 19:21: THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD MUST KNOW THAT I AM AWAKE!!!!!!!
• Sun, 19:22: sheesh, what's the matter with THAT guy?
• Sun, 19:31: "You're a dirty bird with a filthy mind. You know that don't you?" Yeah, I am aware of that State of Being. =)
• Sun, 19:32: Twitter is fuckin' evil! Help! Get me off of this thing!! I need coffee!!!
• Sun, 20:42: "Frankly, I'm tired of, and honestly, embarrassed by consumption." http://t.co/5lc4lZV
• Sun, 21:14: Goddess is pushing all of us in this fucking window..O' Joyous Retrograde! *thud*
• Sun, 21:35: Watch This Space For Profound Utterances
• Sun, 21:42: LOVE: The art of hand-made rubber stamps http://t.co/sfyGLcw

• Sun, 21:53: "There is a deplorable lack of demand for cinderblock-sized literary biographies in the current market." http://t.co/FELK1HE
• Sun, 22:11: Dear Twitter, Why is Hilary Duff trending? Yours, TRN
• Sun, 22:32: Kitteh Nooz http://j.mp/njtkk1
• Sun, 22:38: Quote of The Day http://j.mp/nlVKMJ
• Sun, 22:50: Wired's unethical experiments: The Ape Man http://t.co/fC9S3zb
• Sun, 22:54: Wired's unethical experiments: The Ape Man http://j.mp/rsYa5s
• Mon, 01:30: Arizona Border Fence Causes Flood and Self-Destructs—as Predicted http://t.co/84WkFfc
• Mon, 01:33: It must always be remembered that by its conscienceless and rapacious nature, The Corporate State sows the seeds of its own destruction.
• Mon, 02:06: Real Men never go to the doctor. We just keep going until we spontaneously combust.
• Mon, 05:42: If you become One With Everything you functionally become Nothing.

• Mon, 06:08: New, Undeletable, Web Cookie http://t.co/vG9L5nr
• Mon, 07:00: Goddess Bless, I really do bring out some women's Daddy Issues.

Life in The Desert

~It is presently 98° and 7% humidity. Time to top off the humidifiers and break out the saline snout sauce.

Alayna says hello

Hey,

your bio looks cool. Thought maybe you'd like to get together for a drink?

You can contact me through : findhottestbabes.com [whole URL redacted so Shane can't click on it]

Let me know.

Love Alayna