Dear Democratic National Committee,

Seems like Hillary is tanking and there's noise about 'parachuting in Joe Biden' to 'save the party'. Well, go ahead, you mother fuckers, just try to slip Smilin' Joe past Bernie on the floor in Philadelphia. There's going to be hundreds of thousands of Bernie supporters in the streets outside. Pulling that shit will make Chicago '68 look like a fucking bake sale. You have been warned....